Now Playing In Their Heads

Sheilas' Wheels

For bonzer car insurance deeeeals, girls get onto Sheilas' Wheeeeels

Cosmik Debris

Frank Zappa

I've got troubles of my own, I said
And you can't help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!

The Jeep Song

The Dresden Dolls

So don’t tell me if you’re off to see the world
I know you won’t get very far
Don’t tell me if you’ve got another girl, baby, just
Tell me if you get another car

Oliver!

He won't ask for more when he's knows what's in store

Love It When You Call

The Feeling

I love it when you call
But you never call at all

Hardly surprising, given your acutely irritating songs. Perhaps you could just call her and stop annoying me?

Rebellion (Lies)

The Arcade Fire

Sleeping is giving in,
no matter what the time is.
Sleeping is giving in,
so lift those heavy eyelids

Physical

Olivia Newton John

There's nothin' left to talk about, unless it's horizontally

I've never seen anything like it in my life

It's a bicranium, madam.

Loving just for fun

Kelly Marie

I know that you could love me seriously.
Don't you know that I like loving just for fun?

Why am I alone?

The Tiger Lillies

Then I stamped on little babies heads you could hear the cracking bones
Then I asked myself why no one loved me why am I alone?

My pink half of the drain pipe

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

if you're normal, I intend to
be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages
and rhinoceroses in the kitchen incessant quotations from "Now We Are
Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric
head.

New Era

THIS IS THE DAWNING

OF A NE-E-EW ERA

The Specials

Rebecca

The Bee Gees

She's the devil in disguise

Wap-Bam-Boogie

Matt Bianco

All the people on the left

Tube Station Lies

Alan Parker - Urban Warrior

Leicester Square - It's not in Leicester, and it's an oblong - I measured.

walking back to happiness

Funny, but it's true....
....what loneliness can do!

c'est Helen Shapiro

ooh gary davies

Ooh gary davies, ooh gary davies on the radio

(ref: Now playing in Albert's head)

Hit the road jack

Ray Charles

Oh woman oh woman don't you treat me this way, cos I'll be back on my feet some day

Don't care if you do cos it's understood, you ain't got no money you just ain't no good

Lump

Presidents of the United States of America

Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love

The Love Cats

Again

Could have each other with cream.

Too good to be forgotten

What more can I say?
Chi-Lites

Have a nice day

Roxanne Shanté
KRS One you should go on vacation with your name sounding like a wack radio station

You must be out of your brilliant mind

Furniture

Coin-operated boy

Dresden Dolls

Made of plastic, and elastic

he is rugged, and long lasting

In the morning

Razorlight

Are you really going to do it this time?

Admit

Alan Parker - Urban Warrior

You've been playing hard to get,

Bust you played the hardest yet

When you hid in the canal, deep and wet,

with only a hosepipe to breathe through.

Zinedine Zidane

Zinedine Zidane, il est algerien
Zinedine Zidane, il joue avec elan

Golden touch

Razorlight

You could have it all if you wanted

Mad/Brillient

Ghost of the Robot

When our lips first met, you didn't get the hang of it

Memories don't leave like people do

Johnny Bristol
You should have been as faithful as a memory

Young Parisians

Adam Ant

Young Parisians are so french, they're all called Dubois

Train from Washington

Gil Scott Heron

You can depend on the stars and planets cos they'll always tell you the truth

The Laughing Gnome

Darling Dame David Bowie

Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school?

Nah, not at the London school of eco-gnome-ics.

Terrible

The Tiger Lillies

I'm terrible, terrible,  I shouldn't be allowed

To sing my songs of filth, to a decent crowd

Forbidden Colours

David Sylvian

The wounds on your hands never seem to heal
I thought all I needed was to believe

Do not feed the alligators

Dream Warriors

Do not feed the alligators, they will bite you.

Waiting for the great leap forwards

Billy Bragg

If you've got a blacklist I want to be on it

Truck driving neighbours downstairs

Beck

Whisky stained buck-toothed back-woods creep

I can see clearly now

It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day

Divine

Jungle Jezebel

Great googala moogala!

Stand down Margaret

The Beat

I see no joy, I see only sorrow, I see no chance of a bright new tomorrow

Vicious

Lou Read

You hit me with a flower

You do it every hour

New Amsterdam

Till I step on the brake to get out of her clutches, till I speak double dutch to a real double duchess.

Pearl and Dean

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba,
Ba ba ba ba ba ba!

You're wondering now

The Specials

You're wondering now what to do now you know this is the end
You're wondering how you will pay for the way you did behave

Old fashioned millionaire

I want an old-fashioned house, with an old-fashioned fence and an old fashioned millionaire

Castles in the air

Again.

If only they were there.

Take down the Union Jack

Billy Bragg

Gilbert and George are taking the piss aren't they,
Gilbert and George are taking the piss

Nine million bicycles

There are 13.7 billion light years from the edge of the observable universe,
that's an good estimate with well defined error bars
and with the available information
I predict that I will always be with you.

You never can tell

Chuck Berry

C'est la vie, said the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell